The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Put somethin' better inside of me
The Misheard: It's somethin' better than sodomy
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Real Lyric: She says she feels like she's addicted to a real bad thing
The Misheard: She says she feels like she's addicted to a real fat pig
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Real Lyric: You look so good in love
The Misheard: You look so good deluxe
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Real Lyric: You look, you don't sound apologetic, You smoke your subjects at my eyes, like you think, You know where you think you'll find, you think you'll figure me out tonight,
The Misheard: You look, you dope and a bottle of Jack,You smokes the sludge outta my eyes, like you think, you know where you think you'll find, you think you'll be feeling me up tonight
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Real Lyric: It appears to be a long time
The Misheard: It appears to be a love call
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Real Lyric: Your father's still perfecting ways of making sealing wax.
The Misheard: Your father's still perfecting ways of making ceiling wax.
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Real Lyric: I'm a soul man.
The Misheard: I was so mad.
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Real Lyric: You're only seventeen can you drag me up?
The Misheard: You're only seventeen can you jack me off?
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Real Lyric: She-Hulk's in a girl disguise
The Misheard: She humps the girliest guys
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Real Lyric: I started out with nothin' And I still got most of it left
The Misheard: I started out with nothin'And I still got mole stuffing left
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