The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You look, you don't sound apologetic, You smoke your subjects at my eyes, like you think, You know where you think you'll find, you think you'll figure me out tonight,
The Misheard: You look, you dope and a bottle of Jack,You smokes the sludge outta my eyes, like you think, you know where you think you'll find, you think you'll be feeling me up tonight
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Real Lyric: It appears to be a long time
The Misheard: It appears to be a love call
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Real Lyric: Your father's still perfecting ways of making sealing wax.
The Misheard: Your father's still perfecting ways of making ceiling wax.
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Real Lyric: I'm a soul man.
The Misheard: I was so mad.
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Real Lyric: You're only seventeen can you drag me up?
The Misheard: You're only seventeen can you jack me off?
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Real Lyric: She-Hulk's in a girl disguise
The Misheard: She humps the girliest guys
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Real Lyric: I started out with nothin' And I still got most of it left
The Misheard: I started out with nothin'And I still got mole stuffing left
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Real Lyric: Baby lock the door, and turn the lights down low, put some music on thats soft and slow.
The Misheard: Baby lock the door and turn the lights down low, let me stick it in your tater hole.
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Real Lyric: Incense and peppermints
The Misheard: Incessant peppermints
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Real Lyric: My whole existence in flawed
The Misheard: My whole existence is flan
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