The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: The best of us can find happiness in misery
The Misheard: at festivus confide haplessness at mccccccc d's
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Real Lyric: You're 'cause you can so you do
The Misheard: You googled 'your cans' so you're doomed!
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Real Lyric: Ain't no old Shep gonna happen again.
The Misheard: Ain't no oh s**t gonna happen again.
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Real Lyric: oh my jesus
The Misheard: on my tv on my tv ....its got to be...on my tv ohoh
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Real Lyric: Start Me up, you make a grown man cry
The Misheard: Start me up, you make the crow man cry
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Real Lyric: Well my pad is very messy, got whiskers on my chin Never had no problems ’cause I’ve always paid the rent I got no time for lovin’ Cause my time is all used up I stand outside creatin’ All the groovy kinds of love I’m a man, yes I am and I can’t help but love you so I’m a man, yes I am and I can’t help but love you so
The Misheard: Well my pad is very messy, got whiskers on my chinNever had no problems ’cause I’ve always paid the rentI got no time for lovin’Cause my time is all used upI stand outside creatin’All the groovy kinds of loveI’m a man, yes I am
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Real Lyric: ain't nothin' like the sound of a cooler slushin' on the bed 'a yo' truck
The Misheard: ain't nothin' like the sound of a cooter selection on the video truck
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Real Lyric: Put somethin' better inside of me
The Misheard: It's somethin' better than sodomy
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Real Lyric: She says she feels like she's addicted to a real bad thing
The Misheard: She says she feels like she's addicted to a real fat pig
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Real Lyric: You look so good in love
The Misheard: You look so good deluxe
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