The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I can't trust myself with anything but this.
The Misheard: I can't trust my salad, anymore than this.
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Real Lyric: We don't need
The Misheard: Weed's on me
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Real Lyric: from the tambourine
The Misheard: from the calvary
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Real Lyric: We're the renegades of funk
The Misheard: When a redneck dates a punk
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Real Lyric: You, You, You ought know
The Misheard: You, You, You I don't know!
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Real Lyric: Bye bye Miss American Pie
The Misheard: Vai vai Miss American Pie
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Real Lyric: Honey to the bee / that's you for me
The Misheard: I wanted you to be / that Jew for me
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Real Lyric: Spider Murphy played the tenor saxophone the whole rhythm section was the purple gang
The Misheard: sad Sam was sitting on the microscopethe whole rhythm sasquatch the purple gang
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Real Lyric: A prettier package you never did see Take me home and they unwrap me
The Misheard: A prettier fat kid you never did seeTake me home and they're all around me
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Real Lyric: Hold on to 16 as long as you can, changes come around real soon make us women and man
The Misheard: Hold on to 60 as long as you can changes come around real soon make us swimming in men
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