The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: The kid is not my son
The Misheard: The girl is not myself
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Real Lyric: Take my hand, we'll make it i swear
The Misheard: Take my had, we're naked i swear
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Real Lyric: Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw him, you would even say it glows.
The Misheard: Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw him, He would take off all his clothes.
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Real Lyric: A mosquito
The Misheard: I'm a skittle
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Real Lyric: You can call me but, won't pick up my phone
The Misheard: You can call me bert, won't pick up my phone
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Real Lyric: A heart needs a Second Chance
The Misheard: A fart needs a chance to pass.
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Real Lyric: Strange fascination, fascinating me
The Misheard: Strange fascination are killin' me
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Real Lyric: But if you go carrying pictures of chairman Mou...
The Misheard: But if you go carryin' pictures of German mouths...
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Real Lyric: All in all it's just another brick in the wall
The Misheard: All in all, you're just another d*ck with no ball
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Real Lyric: Inside we both know what's been going on
The Misheard: Hey, sorry Bobo, what's been going on?
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