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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Seether

    Song: Broken

    Real Lyric: I want to hold you high and steal your pain, away

    The Misheard: I want to hold you high and steal your pants, away.

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    Artist: Britney Spears

    Song: Womanizer

    Real Lyric: Womanizer, woman-womanizer

    The Misheard: Womanize her, woman-womanize her

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    Artist: Family Force 5

    Song: Cadillac Phunque

    Real Lyric: Rollin' around servin' it up bringing ya'll some caddilac phunque

    The Misheard: rollin in around so you can go bringing you some caddilace f**k

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    Artist: Jimmy Eat World

    Song: The Middle

    Real Lyric: It just takes some time, Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride. Everything, everything will be just fine, Everything, everything will be alright. (alright)

    The Misheard: It might take some time,Little girl, but you need to get a life.Evalynn Evalynn just get a lifeEvalynn Evalynn just get a life (a life)

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    Artist: Coldplay

    Song: Viva La Vida

    Real Lyric: I hear Jerusmalem bells are ringing Roman Cavalry choirs are singing

    The Misheard: I hear Jewish jingle bells a'ringingRoaming Kathie Lee choirs are singing

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    Artist: Van Halen

    Song: Panama

    Real Lyric: Panama, Panama

    The Misheard: Animal, animal

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    Artist: Howard Jones

    Song: No One Is To Blame

    Real Lyric: And you want her, and you know she wants you

    The Misheard: And the water, and the ocean water, we want everyone. . .

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    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: Billie Jean

    Real Lyric: The kid is not my son

    The Misheard: The girl is not myself

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    Artist: Bon Jovi

    Song: Living On A Prayer

    Real Lyric: Take my hand, we'll make it i swear

    The Misheard: Take my had, we're naked i swear

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    Artist: Traditional

    Song: Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer

    Real Lyric: Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw him, you would even say it glows.

    The Misheard: Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw him, He would take off all his clothes.

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