The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I will wait for this moment when our lips collide
The Misheard: I will wait for a small man when our hips collide
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Real Lyric: I could have sworn we disappeared tonight.
The Misheard: I could have swore we danced with Gabe tonight.
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Real Lyric: But I'm barely hanging on.
The Misheard: Brendon's barely hanging on.
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Real Lyric: No more will my green sea go turn a deeper blue
The Misheard: No more will my green seagull turn a deeper blue
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Real Lyric: Well, Talk about it, talk about it, talk about it, etc.
The Misheard: Well, chocolate bunny, chocolate bunny, chocolate bunny, chocolate bunny... etc.
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Real Lyric: Hire eight bodyguards to beat up **sholes
The Misheard: Hire eight bodyguards to beat up vassels
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Real Lyric: I'm Melting Like Hot Candle Wax Sensation
The Misheard: I'm MeltingLike I Can't Go On Sensation
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Real Lyric: I remember still a meadow on a hill
The Misheard: I remember still a marijuana field
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Real Lyric: We decided that we would have a soda
The Misheard: We decided that we were an assortment
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Real Lyric: Would you please bury me with it
The Misheard: Would you please marry me, Woman
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