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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Rolling Stones

    Song: Paint It Black

    Real Lyric: No more will my green sea go turn a deeper blue

    The Misheard: No more will my green seagull turn a deeper blue

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    Artist: Lipps, Inc.

    Song: Funky Town

    Real Lyric: Well, Talk about it, talk about it, talk about it, etc.

    The Misheard: Well, chocolate bunny, chocolate bunny, chocolate bunny, chocolate bunny... etc.

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    Artist: Nickelback

    Song: Rockstar

    Real Lyric: Hire eight bodyguards to beat up **sholes

    The Misheard: Hire eight bodyguards to beat up vassels

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    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough

    Real Lyric: I'm Melting Like Hot Candle Wax Sensation

    The Misheard: I'm MeltingLike I Can't Go On Sensation

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    Artist: Nana Mouskouri

    Song: Summers in the Sun

    Real Lyric: I remember still a meadow on a hill

    The Misheard: I remember still a marijuana field

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    Artist: Rolling Stones

    Song: You Can't Always Get What You Want

    Real Lyric: We decided that we would have a soda

    The Misheard: We decided that we were an assortment

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    Artist: Modest Mouse

    Song: Bury Me With It

    Real Lyric: Would you please bury me with it

    The Misheard: Would you please marry me, Woman

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    Artist: Thompson Twins

    Song: Lay Your Hands On Me

    Real Lyric: hunger in my soul

    The Misheard: hundred midnight souls

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    Artist: George Strait

    Song: Check Yes or No

    Real Lyric: Check yes or no

    The Misheard: Jack answered no

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    Artist: Fall Out Boy

    Song: Honorable Mention

    Real Lyric: like I'll never leave your side Like the oldest movie I ever saw was the one we wrote together

    The Misheard: like I'll never be your typeLike the oldest building I ever saw was the one we went together

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