The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Be with my girl, she's so pretty She looks fine tonight She is outa' sight to me Tonight, I'll paint it red Tonight, I'll lose my head
The Misheard: Be with maggot, she's so prettyshe looks fine tonightshe is sorry sight to metonight - I'll spend my wrathtonight - I'll lose my hair...
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Real Lyric: The crankiest of creatures in the whole wide world, our next cartoon features Slappy the Squirrel!
The Misheard: The crankiest of creatures in the whole wide world, live next door to (something) Slappy the Squirrel!
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Real Lyric: This romeo is bleeding But you can't see his blood It's nothing but some feelings That this old dog kicked up
The Misheard: This romeo is bleeding But you can't see his blood It's nothing but some feelings In an old hockey tub
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Real Lyric: She's a must to avoid, a complete impossibility
The Misheard: She's a muscular boy, a complete impossibility
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Real Lyric: Are you hoping for a miracle?
The Misheard: Are you happy for the milk cow?
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Real Lyric: I saw her face in a crowded place
The Misheard: I saw her face in a cloudy place
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Real Lyric: It's the Opheliac in me... It's the Opheliac in me...
The Misheard: So can you feel the agony?...It's the Opheliac in me...
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Real Lyric: Panama!
The Misheard: Pan 'em up!
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Real Lyric: Don't be impossible
The Misheard: Don't be a popsicle
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Real Lyric: Spend my evenings down at the drive-in
The Misheard: Spread my e-mails down while trashing
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