The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: It cuts like a knife, but it feels so right
The Misheard: What a c**ksucking night, but it feels so right
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Real Lyric: Think about direction Wonder why you haven't before
The Misheard: Think about erectionWonder why you have it now
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Real Lyric: I just wanna sink my teeth in that fine piece of real estate
The Misheard: I just wanna stick my d**k in that fine piece of real estate
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Real Lyric: we can go to the slums, where killas get hung
The Misheard: we can go to the slums where killas get it on.
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Real Lyric: Maybe I'm the f**got America
The Misheard: Maybe I'm the gas-set America
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Real Lyric: A mosquito, my libito
The Misheard: A mosquito, in my burito
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Real Lyric: I'm all out of faith, this is how I feel
The Misheard: I'm a leather face, this is how I feel
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Real Lyric: Be with my girl, she's so pretty She looks fine tonight She is outa' sight to me Tonight, I'll paint it red Tonight, I'll lose my head
The Misheard: Be with maggot, she's so prettyshe looks fine tonightshe is sorry sight to metonight - I'll spend my wrathtonight - I'll lose my hair...
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Real Lyric: The crankiest of creatures in the whole wide world, our next cartoon features Slappy the Squirrel!
The Misheard: The crankiest of creatures in the whole wide world, live next door to (something) Slappy the Squirrel!
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Real Lyric: This romeo is bleeding But you can't see his blood It's nothing but some feelings That this old dog kicked up
The Misheard: This romeo is bleeding But you can't see his blood It's nothing but some feelings In an old hockey tub
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