The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I might be too much, but honey you're a bit obscene.
The Misheard: I might beat you once, but honey you've been obscene.
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Real Lyric: And meet your maker
The Misheard: And meet Jamaica
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Real Lyric: She's got Bette Davis eyes
The Misheard: She's got many days of size
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Real Lyric: I sit and watch as tears go by.
The Misheard: I sit and watch the steers go by.
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Real Lyric: Michelle, ma belle Sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble Tres bien ensemble
The Misheard: Michelle, my belle, Sunday morning come, play piano songs. Play piano songs.
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Real Lyric: Let the sky fall...
The Misheard: Let this guy fall...
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Real Lyric: My eyes open wide
The Misheard: My *** opened wide
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Real Lyric: Because it reminds you of innocence, and it smells like me
The Misheard: Because it reminds you of innocence, and it smells like meat
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Real Lyric: Your tanned skin, your sweet smile so good to me....
The Misheard: Your texting, your sweet smile so good to me....
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Real Lyric: Beware the water
The Misheard: Beware tap water
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