The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Shiny happy people holding hands
The Misheard: Chinese happy people holding hands
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Real Lyric: Goodbye to romance, goodbye to friends
The Misheard: Goodbye to Romans, goodbye to France
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Real Lyric: The days are better, the nights are still so lonely Sometimes I think I'm the only cab on the road Sometimes I think I'm the only cab on the road
The Misheard: The days are bitter, nights are still so lovelySometimes, I'm the only camel I knowSometimes, I'm the only camel I know
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Real Lyric: Jai guru deva
The Misheard: Try to rule the day
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Real Lyric: I dont believe that everything's zen yeah
The Misheard: I dont believe that elvis is dead yah
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Real Lyric: One, two, princes kneel before you That's what I said now Princes, princes who adore you Just go ahead now One has diamonds in his pockets That sounds great now This one, said he wants to buy you lockets Ain't in his head now
The Misheard: One, two, princes here before youThat's what I said nowPrinces, princes who adore youJust go ahead nowOne has diamonds in his pocketsAnd that's okay nowThis one, said he wants to buy you rocketsAnd it is said now
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Real Lyric: I'll be your crying shoulder I'll be your love suicide and I'll be better when I'm older I'll be the greatest fan of your life
The Misheard: I'll be your crying shoulder I'll be love supersized and I'll be better when I'm older I'll be the greatest man of your life
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Real Lyric: A kiss with open eyes, woh oh oh I can't let it bother me.
The Misheard: Kids with broken knives, woh oh noI can't let 'em slaughter me.
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Real Lyric: Pharoah's army got drownded Oh Mary Don't You Weep Later in the same song... Moses...smote that water with a 2 by 4
The Misheard: Pharoah's army got groundedLater in the same song...Moses...smoked that water with a 2 by 4
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Real Lyric: He's the darling of the chic The flavor of the week Is melting Down your pretty summer dress Baby what a mess
The Misheard: He's the darling of the sheetsHis "flavor of the week"Is runningDown your pretty summer legsBaby what a mess
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