The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Can you feel me slide in? Can you hear your blood pound? I will think of you in pieces I will picture us found My filthy mouth, well it makes my mom proud I will bask in our disaster If it'll phase us out Hey Carmelina Target practice is for Mexico And I've become spectacular Which is strange cause I feel dumb Can you feel me glide in? Can you make the pig sound? I will think of you above me always I will picture us clowns My filthy mouth Well it hides my clean selves I will bask in my disaster Maybe it'll phase me out
The Misheard: Can you feel me sliding?Can you hear your blood pound?I will think of you in piecesI will picture us foundMy favorite mouse, well it makes my mom proudI will bask in our disasterIf it'll phase us outHey CarmelinaTarget
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Real Lyric: If this disturbs you then walk away You will remember the night you were struck by the sight of Ten thousand fists in the air
The Misheard: Endless disturbs you then walk up withYou will remember the night when you start my decidalTen thousand fists in the air
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Real Lyric: I love rock and roll, so put another dime in the juke box baby
The Misheard: I love rock and roll, so put another dime in the juice box baby
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Real Lyric: I'm thinkin' about my doorbell, when ya gonna ring it, when ya gonna ring it.
The Misheard: I'm thinkin' about my phone bill, when ya gonna ring it, when ya gonna ring it.
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Real Lyric: things justa dont seema to be going right
The Misheard: dance with the dogs in the tub we wanna ride
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Real Lyric: If you change your mind I'm the next in line Honey I'm still free Take a chance on me
The Misheard: If you change your mindOn the birthday lineOllie oxen freeTake a chance on me
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Real Lyric: She's got electric boots....
The Misheard: She's got electric boobs...
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Real Lyric: Why do you stoop so low!? Am i the last to know!?
The Misheard: Why don't you steal some blow!?Am I the last to know!?
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Real Lyric: IIII am a world before i am a man IIII was a creature before i could stand IIII will remember before i forget BEFORE I FORGET THAT
The Misheard: IIII am unworthy for i am a manIIII was a greaser before i could danceIIII will remember before i before i forgetBEFORE I FORGET THAT
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Real Lyric: Five card poker on Saturday night
The Misheard: Five carb booger on saturday night
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