The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm thinkin' about my doorbell, when ya gonna ring it, when ya gonna ring it.
The Misheard: I'm thinkin' about my phone bill, when ya gonna ring it, when ya gonna ring it.
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Real Lyric: things justa dont seema to be going right
The Misheard: dance with the dogs in the tub we wanna ride
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Real Lyric: If you change your mind I'm the next in line Honey I'm still free Take a chance on me
The Misheard: If you change your mindOn the birthday lineOllie oxen freeTake a chance on me
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Real Lyric: She's got electric boots....
The Misheard: She's got electric boobs...
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Real Lyric: Why do you stoop so low!? Am i the last to know!?
The Misheard: Why don't you steal some blow!?Am I the last to know!?
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Real Lyric: IIII am a world before i am a man IIII was a creature before i could stand IIII will remember before i forget BEFORE I FORGET THAT
The Misheard: IIII am unworthy for i am a manIIII was a greaser before i could danceIIII will remember before i before i forgetBEFORE I FORGET THAT
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Real Lyric: Five card poker on Saturday night
The Misheard: Five carb booger on saturday night
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Real Lyric: Shiny happy people holding hands
The Misheard: Chinese happy people holding hands
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Real Lyric: Goodbye to romance, goodbye to friends
The Misheard: Goodbye to Romans, goodbye to France
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Real Lyric: The days are better, the nights are still so lonely Sometimes I think I'm the only cab on the road Sometimes I think I'm the only cab on the road
The Misheard: The days are bitter, nights are still so lovelySometimes, I'm the only camel I knowSometimes, I'm the only camel I know
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