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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: White Stripes, The

    Song: My Doorbell

    Real Lyric: I'm thinkin' about my doorbell, when ya gonna ring it, when ya gonna ring it.

    The Misheard: I'm thinkin' about my phone bill, when ya gonna ring it, when ya gonna ring it.

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    Artist: Australian Crawl

    Song: Things Don't Seem

    Real Lyric: things justa dont seema to be going right

    The Misheard: dance with the dogs in the tub we wanna ride

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    Artist: Abba

    Song: Take A Chance On Me

    Real Lyric: If you change your mind I'm the next in line Honey I'm still free Take a chance on me

    The Misheard: If you change your mindOn the birthday lineOllie oxen freeTake a chance on me

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Bennie And The Jets

    Real Lyric: She's got electric boots....

    The Misheard: She's got electric boobs...

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    Artist: Bullet For My Valentine

    Song: Last To Know

    Real Lyric: Why do you stoop so low!? Am i the last to know!?

    The Misheard: Why don't you steal some blow!?Am I the last to know!?

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    Artist: Slipknot

    Song: Before I Forget

    Real Lyric: IIII am a world before i am a man IIII was a creature before i could stand IIII will remember before i forget BEFORE I FORGET THAT

    The Misheard: IIII am unworthy for i am a manIIII was a greaser before i could danceIIII will remember before i before i forgetBEFORE I FORGET THAT

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    Artist: Little Big Town

    Song: Boondocks

    Real Lyric: Five card poker on Saturday night

    The Misheard: Five carb booger on saturday night

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    Artist: R.E.M.

    Song: Shiny Happy People

    Real Lyric: Shiny happy people holding hands

    The Misheard: Chinese happy people holding hands

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    Artist: Ozzy Osbourne

    Song: Goodbye To Romance

    Real Lyric: Goodbye to romance, goodbye to friends

    The Misheard: Goodbye to Romans, goodbye to France

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    Artist: Train

    Song: Cab

    Real Lyric: The days are better, the nights are still so lonely Sometimes I think I'm the only cab on the road Sometimes I think I'm the only cab on the road

    The Misheard: The days are bitter, nights are still so lovelySometimes, I'm the only camel I knowSometimes, I'm the only camel I know

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