The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: In the meadow we can build a snowman, we''l pretend the he is Parson Brown
The Misheard: In the ghetto we can build a snowman, we'll pretend that he is partly blind
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Real Lyric: Last night I dreamt of San Pedro
The Misheard: Last night I dreamt of Tom Baker
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Real Lyric: Each day I get up and I die a little
The Misheard: He's pulling the head off a Dalek
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Real Lyric: Like a sleepy blue ocean
The Misheard: Like a Sleep-Evil Lotion
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Real Lyric: Singing "we're gonna vent our frustration And if we don't we're gonna blow a 50-amp fuse"
The Misheard: Singing "we're gonna vent our frustrationAnd if we don't we're gonna blow a-5th Avenue"
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Real Lyric: but the kid is not my son
The Misheard: but the cheetahs mugged my son
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Real Lyric: she said i am the one
The Misheard: jesus ironed the wine
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Real Lyric: i guess i cant see the harm in workin' and being a momma
The Misheard: i guess i cant see the harm in workin' an beatin' your momma
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Real Lyric: So keep your bankroll lottery Eat your salad Day deathbed motorcade
The Misheard: So keep your paper and goEat yourself out of a paper bag
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Real Lyric: There you go Looking pitiful Just because I let you go
The Misheard: There you goWorkin' 10 to 4Just because I let you go
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