The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Now I see youve broken a feather
The Misheard: Now I see you've broken the bed down.
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Real Lyric: Fist on my plate Swallowed it down
The Misheard: Pissed on my plateSwallowed it down
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Real Lyric: Don't ever trust, don't ever trust a needle, it lies.
The Misheard: Don't ever trust, don't ever trust an eagle, it lies.
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Real Lyric: Ten little indians
The Misheard: Ten men are idiots
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Real Lyric: I'm a Barbie Girl living in a Barbie world life in plastic its fantastic
The Misheard: I'm a Barbie Girl living in a Barbie worldmy tits are plastic its fantastic
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Real Lyric: I like big butts and I cannot lie You other brothers can't deny
The Misheard: Big butts on a can of fliesYour other brother mother & mine
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Real Lyric: Pictures came and broke your heart.
The Misheard: Darth Vader came and broke in his car...
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Real Lyric: Even if I say It'll be alright Still I hear you say You want to end your life Now and again we try To just stay alive Maybe we'll turn it around 'Cause it's not too late It's never too late
The Misheard: Even if I say It'll be all night,Still I hear you payYou wanna end you lifeNow and again we fryTo just stay a hiveBaby don't turn the oven on F**k it's not too lateIt's never too late.
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Real Lyric: She's a cage for every unclean spirit, every filthy bird And makes us drink the poisoned wine to fornicating with our kings
The Misheard: She's a b**th for every ugly spirit, every filthy burden.rnMakes us dream, the boys in wonder, fornicating with my knees.
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Real Lyric: I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain?
The Misheard: I wanna know, have you ever seen Lorraine?
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