The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: We are riding for the battlefield in force tonight Fury of the darkest evil cry for war Far beyond the boundaries of hell and starlight On the road to lands unknown forever more
The Misheard: we are riding throgh the bells to be forced tonite, fury in the darkness of the waffle world.fighting for the memorys of hell wont stop me, fighting free for the leg of the world!
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Real Lyric: My heart is damaged (damaged, damaged).
The Misheard: I want a sandwich (sandwich, sandwich)
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Real Lyric: i guess you were lost when i met you AND my faith is gone
The Misheard: i guess you realized when i met youANDmy bib is gone
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Real Lyric: My man is smooth like Barry, and his voice got bass
The Misheard: My man is smooth like barium, his voice got bass.
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Real Lyric: Michael Michael and the slipper tree, slipper tree, slipper tree
The Misheard: MichaelMichael and his stupid trees, stupid trees, stupid trees
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Real Lyric: We're finally drunk enough that we're finally soaking up the hours that everone else throws away.
The Misheard: We're fine and drunk at Outback,We're fine and drunken at the Outback everyone else seems to hate.
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Real Lyric: Holler Til You Pass Out
The Misheard: Hollard Platy Passed Out
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Real Lyric: With a corncob pipe and a button nose,
The Misheard: With a corncob pipe and a butt and nose
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Real Lyric: Caress the one, the Never-Fading rain in your heart
The Misheard: Caress the one, the Never-Fading raging hard on
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Real Lyric: More than a woman, more than a woman to me
The Misheard: One legged woman, one legged woman to me
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