The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: My man is smooth like Barry, and his voice got bass
The Misheard: My man is smooth like barium, his voice got bass.
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Real Lyric: Michael Michael and the slipper tree, slipper tree, slipper tree
The Misheard: MichaelMichael and his stupid trees, stupid trees, stupid trees
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Real Lyric: We're finally drunk enough that we're finally soaking up the hours that everone else throws away.
The Misheard: We're fine and drunk at Outback,We're fine and drunken at the Outback everyone else seems to hate.
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Real Lyric: Holler Til You Pass Out
The Misheard: Hollard Platy Passed Out
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Real Lyric: With a corncob pipe and a button nose,
The Misheard: With a corncob pipe and a butt and nose
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Real Lyric: Caress the one, the Never-Fading rain in your heart
The Misheard: Caress the one, the Never-Fading raging hard on
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Real Lyric: More than a woman, more than a woman to me
The Misheard: One legged woman, one legged woman to me
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Real Lyric: Ya'll gonna make me lose my mind! Up in here! Up in here!
The Misheard: Up in hell! Up in hell!
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Real Lyric: I wanna make up right now (na na na) I wanna make up right now (na na na) Wish we never broke up right now (na na na) We need to link up right now (na na na)
The Misheard: I want em eggnog right now now nowI want eggnog right now now nowWish we never broke up right nowWe need y'all eggnog right now now now
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Real Lyric: Yeah you, PMS
The Misheard: Yeah you, Pee a mess
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