The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: A seam away from breaking
The Misheard: I see my wafer breaking
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Real Lyric: Suffragette City
The Misheard: South virgin City
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Real Lyric: She had the sightless eyes, telling me no lies
The Misheard: She had me circumsized, telling me no lies
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Real Lyric: Good enough for me and my Bobby McGee
The Misheard: Good enough for me and my bar bear bear
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Real Lyric: King for a day Princess by dawn
The Misheard: Cake for Earth day Wait such as my daughter
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Real Lyric: Billie Jean's not my lover...
The Misheard: Billie Jean's not my daughter...
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Real Lyric: Hey, kids Shake it loose together The spotlight's hitting something that's been known to change the weather... and She's got electric boots A mohair suit You know I read it in a magazine...
The Misheard: Hey, kidsShave and lose togetherYour car is hitting zombies that are known to chafe in leather...andShe's got electric boobsAnd mohair shoesYou know I read it in a magazine...
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Real Lyric: I get knocked down But I get up again You're never gonna keep me down...
The Misheard: I get knocked downBy SnuffalumpagusYou're never gonna keep me down...
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Real Lyric: And I ran, I ran so far away...
The Misheard: And Iran,Iran's so far away...
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Real Lyric: Hold Me Closer Tiny Dancer
The Misheard: Hold Me Closer Tony Danza
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