The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You said that Irony was the shackles of youth.
The Misheard: You said That Hunny was the shackles of you.
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Real Lyric: Just a little pinprick. There'll be no more aahhhh! But you may feel a little sick. Can you stand up? I do believe it's working, good.
The Misheard: Just a little pinprick.[HE HEARD: Bend over... AAAghhhhh!!]But you may feel a little sick.Can you stand up?I do believe it's working, good.
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Real Lyric: I Want To See you go down on one knee and marry me today
The Misheard: i want to see you go down on me and marry me today
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Real Lyric: Tell the Moon-dog, tell the March-hare Tell the Moon-dog, tell the March-hare We... have... hea...ven... We... have... hea...ven... Go Look around... Go look around... Yes, he is here... Yes, he is here...
The Misheard: The hell with moon, the hell with sun,The hell with moon, the hell with sun,We... have... hell... man...We... have... hell... man...Go back underground... Go back underground...Yes, you should fear... Yes, you should fear...
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Real Lyric: I can fill your heart with joy and laughter Togetherness is all I'm after
The Misheard: I can fill your heart with joy and laughterTwo dozen eggs is all I'm after
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Real Lyric: maybe, it's not too late, to learn how to love, and forget how to hate.
The Misheard: maybe,it's not too late,to learn about lov'n,and forget 'bout the rape.
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Real Lyric: Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches, I slam in the back of my Dragula
The Misheard: Mob b***hes and the riders.
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Real Lyric: A seam away from breaking
The Misheard: I see my wafer breaking
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Real Lyric: Suffragette City
The Misheard: South virgin City
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Real Lyric: She had the sightless eyes, telling me no lies
The Misheard: She had me circumsized, telling me no lies
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