The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Shee nukkyobwa julgyobwa onul bame shee malboda ni nubichuro marhe noui sonkuthul wonhe Dance like me nege jomdo giphge crazy like me duro ogirul wonhe onul bami guri giljin anhji nawa hamkke chumul chwobwa all night
The Misheard: Shee, nuke your palm, jig your bumOh lick your man, ohShee, my poor guyLumpy Jell-o in my wayOh I'll soak you with one hand!Dance like me; Naked? Jump on me again!Praise like me; I'll do okay with one handHorny like me, k
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Real Lyric: And as we all walk down the road! Our shadows taller, than our souls! There walks the laaaady we all know-whoa!
The Misheard: THere's a whino down the road.We sh*t on stones and then we throw them.
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Real Lyric: Let's drink to the lowly of birth
The Misheard: Let's drink to the lonely pervert
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Real Lyric: And your gentleness now, which you just can't help but show
The Misheard: And your journalist mouth, which you just can't help but show
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Real Lyric: Don't you tell me, what you think is right When you're living in the shadows
The Misheard: Don't you tell me, what you think is rightWhen you're living in the sh*tters
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Real Lyric: Landmine has Taken my sight Taken my speech Taken my hearing Taken my arms Taken my legs
The Misheard: And I amDiggin' my sightDiggin' my speechDiggin' my hearingDiggin' my armsDiggin' my legs
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Real Lyric: Mister Jimmy
The Misheard: Miss Virginia
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Real Lyric: Brenda and Eddie
The Misheard: Render and Eddy
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Real Lyric: See, he tastes like you only sweeter.
The Misheard: See, he tastes like puke only sweeter.
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Real Lyric: Even flow... thoughts arrive like butterflies.
The Misheard: Even flow... come around like buttered toast.
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