The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And your gentleness now, which you just can't help but show
The Misheard: And your journalist mouth, which you just can't help but show
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Real Lyric: Don't you tell me, what you think is right When you're living in the shadows
The Misheard: Don't you tell me, what you think is rightWhen you're living in the sh*tters
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Real Lyric: Landmine has Taken my sight Taken my speech Taken my hearing Taken my arms Taken my legs
The Misheard: And I amDiggin' my sightDiggin' my speechDiggin' my hearingDiggin' my armsDiggin' my legs
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Real Lyric: Mister Jimmy
The Misheard: Miss Virginia
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Real Lyric: Brenda and Eddie
The Misheard: Render and Eddy
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Real Lyric: See, he tastes like you only sweeter.
The Misheard: See, he tastes like puke only sweeter.
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Real Lyric: Even flow... thoughts arrive like butterflies.
The Misheard: Even flow... come around like buttered toast.
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Real Lyric: And you can blame the one before!
The Misheard: And you can be my wonderbra!
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Real Lyric: They torture my brain with blades and knives
The Misheard: They're touching my private place tonight
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Real Lyric: And bad mistakes Ive made a few
The Misheard: I`ve baked me steaks,I`ve made them for you...
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