The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You have to show them that you're really not scared You're playing with your life this ain't no truth or dare
The Misheard: You've got to show them that you've really great hairYou're playing with your life this ain't no tube of gas
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Real Lyric: Golden Brown, texture like sun Lays me down, with my mind she runs
The Misheard: Gordon Brown, texture like sunLays me down, with my mind shielums.
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Real Lyric: They print my message in the Saturday Sun I just had to tell them I ain't second to none
The Misheard: They print my message while I'm sat on the sunI just had to tell them my sis here ain't a nun
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Real Lyric: Gettin Jiggy wit it
The Misheard: gettin a biggie wit it
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Real Lyric: And I heard she done some really nasty stuff Down in the park with Michael He said she's easy And if your guy's with someone that's sleazy Then he ain't worth your time
The Misheard: And I heard she's really nasty and buffDown at the park like MichaelHe said she's cheesyAnd if she goes with someone that's sleazyThen he ain't worth this rhyme
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Real Lyric: And when I taste the honey, is it really sweet? And do I eat it with my hands or with my feet? Does anybody really listen when I speak? Or will I have to say it all again next week?
The Misheard: And when I waste the honey, is it really cheap?And do I eat it with my hands or in my sleep?Does anybody really glisten when I speak?Or will I have to say it all inside my dreams?
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Real Lyric: 'Cause you make me feel (Mony, Mony) so (Mony, Mony) good.(Mony, Mony) ........
The Misheard: 'Cause you make me hear(Guacamole) so (I can bullsh*t) good.(like guacamole)
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Real Lyric: Shee nukkyobwa julgyobwa onul bame shee malboda ni nubichuro marhe noui sonkuthul wonhe Dance like me nege jomdo giphge crazy like me duro ogirul wonhe onul bami guri giljin anhji nawa hamkke chumul chwobwa all night
The Misheard: Shee, nuke your palm, jig your bumOh lick your man, ohShee, my poor guyLumpy Jell-o in my wayOh I'll soak you with one hand!Dance like me; Naked? Jump on me again!Praise like me; I'll do okay with one handHorny like me, k
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Real Lyric: And as we all walk down the road! Our shadows taller, than our souls! There walks the laaaady we all know-whoa!
The Misheard: THere's a whino down the road.We sh*t on stones and then we throw them.
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Real Lyric: Let's drink to the lowly of birth
The Misheard: Let's drink to the lonely pervert
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