The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I wrote a goodbye note in lipstick on your arm When you passed out I couldn't bring myself to call Except to call it quits Best friends Ex-friends till the end Better off as lovers And not the other way around Racing through the city Windows down In the back of yellow checkered cars You're wrong Are we all wrong You're wrong Are we all wrong
The Misheard: My love, goodbye now with lipstick on your arm when you passed outI couldn't bring myself to call except to call it quitsBest friends, ex-friends to the end,Better off as lovers, not the other way aroundRacing through the city, window
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Real Lyric: my heart is crushed by a former love
The Misheard: impressed by the photograph
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Real Lyric: I saw her today I saw her face
The Misheard: I saw horror todayI'm sour-faced
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Real Lyric: If you like it then you better put a ring on it.
The Misheard: If you like it then you better put a name on it.
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Real Lyric: Books all say different things while people flap their yellow wings trying to soar by being a whore
The Misheard: Books all say different things while people flap their yellow wings dinosaur, penor whore
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Real Lyric: Wealth and fame He's ingnored Action is his reward.
The Misheard: Welcome friendsHe's a yoursAction is his reward.
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Real Lyric: the one that makes me scream she said
The Misheard: the one that makes me scream sea sick
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Real Lyric: Well, My girl's in the next room, sometimes I wish she was you
The Misheard: Well, my cousin, the next groom, sometimes I wish he was you
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Real Lyric: Oh, no Guatelajara won't do
The Misheard: Oh, NoRoomful of Llamas don't move
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Real Lyric: Someday You will find me Caught beneath the landslide In a champagne supernova, a champagne supernova in the sky
The Misheard: One Day you will fine mecause your fee's a landslideit's a sunshine supersonic, a sunshine supersonia in disguise
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