The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: you, you dont really wanna stay no but you you dont really want to go cuz you hot then your cold your yes then your no ur in then ur out ur up then ur down
The Misheard: you, you dont really wanna stay .HOEbut you, you dont really want to go slowcuz you hot then your a hoe your bet is real lowur in then your out your cup chances are down
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Real Lyric: Now its hard for me with my heart still on the mend Open up to me, like you do your girlfriends
The Misheard: Now it's hard for me with my heart still on the mendOpen up to me, and I can do your girlfriends
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Real Lyric: Screw you I didn't like your taste anyway
The Misheard: Screw youI didn't like your tits anyway
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Real Lyric: Tell the Moon-dog, tell the March-hare
The Misheard: tell the Moon, now tell to Mars
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Real Lyric: My tea is gone cold, I wonder why
The Misheard: Matisse don't call, I wonder why
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Real Lyric: I work till I ache my bones
The Misheard: I work and I ate my balls
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Real Lyric: ...Of her golden ochre hair
The Misheard: ...of her golden ogre hair
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Real Lyric: Now you're messing with a son of a b**th
The Misheard: Now your best friend's a son of a b**th
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Real Lyric: Well we're just a wet dream for the webzine, Make us it, make us hip, make us scene Or shrug us off your shoulders Don't approve a single word that we wrote
The Misheard: Well we're just a web dream in a webzine,Make a hit, Make a hit, Make a sceneOr shrug us off your shoulders Never heard a single word that we wrote
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Real Lyric: Your power hungry sellin' soldiers In a human grocery store Ain't that fresh I don't need your civil war I don't need one more war
The Misheard: You are ower hungy sellin soljiers in a, litte grocery store, and arnt they fresh? i dont need you u little whore. i dont need one wore whore.
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