The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Tell the Moon-dog, tell the March-hare
The Misheard: tell the Moon, now tell to Mars
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Real Lyric: My tea is gone cold, I wonder why
The Misheard: Matisse don't call, I wonder why
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Real Lyric: I work till I ache my bones
The Misheard: I work and I ate my balls
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Real Lyric: ...Of her golden ochre hair
The Misheard: ...of her golden ogre hair
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Real Lyric: Now you're messing with a son of a b**th
The Misheard: Now your best friend's a son of a b**th
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Real Lyric: Well we're just a wet dream for the webzine, Make us it, make us hip, make us scene Or shrug us off your shoulders Don't approve a single word that we wrote
The Misheard: Well we're just a web dream in a webzine,Make a hit, Make a hit, Make a sceneOr shrug us off your shoulders Never heard a single word that we wrote
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Real Lyric: Your power hungry sellin' soldiers In a human grocery store Ain't that fresh I don't need your civil war I don't need one more war
The Misheard: You are ower hungy sellin soljiers in a, litte grocery store, and arnt they fresh? i dont need you u little whore. i dont need one wore whore.
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Real Lyric: Lucy in the sky with diamonds Lucy in the sky with diamonds .....
The Misheard: Lucy in the sky MacGyverLucy in the sky MacGyver...
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Real Lyric: I"m a leading man and the lies i weave are oh so intricate
The Misheard: i'm a millionare and the lies so evil i'm so into cats
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Real Lyric: As you leave me please won't you close the door.
The Misheard: Ash, Elijah, Steve won't you close the door.
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