The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I have not time for hate or love
The Misheard: I have no time for anal love
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Real Lyric: I got up feeling so down
The Misheard: I got a penis so long
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Real Lyric: Get up on this!
The Misheard: Pick up your ***k!
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Real Lyric: "Beautiful People, They have a Robert Palmer T-shirt in their travel bag
The Misheard: "Hey you! Tiddley Poms"They got a rubber politician in their travel bag"
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Real Lyric: Shake it like a Polaroid picture
The Misheard: Shake it like a corduroy sneaker
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Real Lyric: Oye Como Va, mi ritmo...
The Misheard: Oy Vey Coconuts! Calico!
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Real Lyric: I thought by now you'd realize, there ain't no way to hide your lyin' eyes.
The Misheard: I thought by now you'd realize,there ain't no way to hide your body now.
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Real Lyric: Night in the city, driving you insane
The Misheard: Night in the city, driving USA
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Real Lyric: thanks for the memories even though they weren't so great he tastes like you only sweeter
The Misheard: thanks for the memories even though they weren't so great he tastes like poo only sweedish.
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