The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Get up on this!
The Misheard: Pick up your ***k!
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Real Lyric: "Beautiful People, They have a Robert Palmer T-shirt in their travel bag
The Misheard: "Hey you! Tiddley Poms"They got a rubber politician in their travel bag"
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Real Lyric: Shake it like a Polaroid picture
The Misheard: Shake it like a corduroy sneaker
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Real Lyric: Oye Como Va, mi ritmo...
The Misheard: Oy Vey Coconuts! Calico!
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Real Lyric: I thought by now you'd realize, there ain't no way to hide your lyin' eyes.
The Misheard: I thought by now you'd realize,there ain't no way to hide your body now.
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Real Lyric: Night in the city, driving you insane
The Misheard: Night in the city, driving USA
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Real Lyric: thanks for the memories even though they weren't so great he tastes like you only sweeter
The Misheard: thanks for the memories even though they weren't so great he tastes like poo only sweedish.
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Real Lyric: you, you dont really wanna stay no but you you dont really want to go cuz you hot then your cold your yes then your no ur in then ur out ur up then ur down
The Misheard: you, you dont really wanna stay .HOEbut you, you dont really want to go slowcuz you hot then your a hoe your bet is real lowur in then your out your cup chances are down
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Real Lyric: Now its hard for me with my heart still on the mend Open up to me, like you do your girlfriends
The Misheard: Now it's hard for me with my heart still on the mendOpen up to me, and I can do your girlfriends
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Real Lyric: Screw you I didn't like your taste anyway
The Misheard: Screw youI didn't like your tits anyway
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