The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: She's so...heavy!
The Misheard: She's so...healthy!
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Real Lyric: "In the state of Indiana"
The Misheard: "Instead of Indiana"
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Real Lyric: "Gotta make them pay."
The Misheard: "God'll make tham pay."
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Real Lyric: Precious and few are the moments we two can share.
The Misheard: Precious and few are the moments with Toucan Sam.
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Real Lyric: Later we'll have some pumpkin pie, and we'll do some caroling
The Misheard: Later we'll have some f**kin' pie, and we'll do some caroling
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Real Lyric: I was raised on robbery...
The Misheard: I was raised on rubber beans...
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Real Lyric: Lost my love, as it is I'm truly gone
The Misheard: Lost my love, and a lizard to the god
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Real Lyric: I have not time for hate or love
The Misheard: I have no time for anal love
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Real Lyric: I got up feeling so down
The Misheard: I got a penis so long
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