The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You can still barrelhouse baby, on the riverside.
The Misheard: You can still build a house baby, on the riverside.
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Real Lyric: All you other Slim Shady's are just imitating
The Misheard: All you other Slim Shady's are just in mud tangy
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Real Lyric: Disturbia
The Misheard: Scurvy Love
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Real Lyric: I cheated myself
The Misheard: I peed on myself
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Real Lyric: She likes to pull my hair when I make her grind her teeth
The Misheard: She likes to pull my ears when i'm making powdered tea
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Real Lyric: You're too shy to convey Meditate in my direction
The Misheard: You're too shy to conveyMeditate my erection
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Real Lyric: Do you feel the same When a lonely whistle calls out your name
The Misheard: Do you feel the sameWhen a lone imbecile calls out your name
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Real Lyric: "Roll over Beethoven and tell Tschaikowsky the news."
The Misheard: "Roll over Beethoven and tell the God-given news."
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Real Lyric: Sometimes you bend, sometimes you stand Sometimes you turn your back to the wind
The Misheard: Sometimes you bend, sometimes you stinkSometimes you turn your back to the wind
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Real Lyric: Another one bites the dust
The Misheard: Another one bites the doctor
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