The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in his shoes cause then you might know what it's like to sing the blues
The Misheard: And if the baby ever learned to walk in linen shoes...then you might know what it's like to get the news
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Real Lyric: A Soul in tension that's learning to fly Condition grounded, determined to try
The Misheard: My sole intention is learning to flyPermission granted, determined to try
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Real Lyric: You could have it all, My empire of dirt...
The Misheard: You could have it all,I'm a pile of darts...
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Real Lyric: Paint your smile On your lips Blood red nails On your finger tips
The Misheard: Ray Charles' smileOn your lipsBloody nailsOn your fingertips
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Real Lyric: I knelt and emptied the mouth of every plug around.
The Misheard: I net an empty goalmouth with every ball around
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Real Lyric: You only give me your funny papers
The Misheard: You only give me your funny faces
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Real Lyric: 'Cause I can't turn to you when it all falls apart
The Misheard: 'Cause I canter to you when it all falls apart
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Real Lyric: A knapsack on my back
The Misheard: A cat sat on my back
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Real Lyric: The women I've known I wouldn't let tie my shoe
The Misheard: The women of Noonah wouldn't untie my shoe
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Real Lyric: might be the answer to this hillbilly fear
The Misheard: might be the answer to this hillbilly beer
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