The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Dude looks like a lady
The Misheard: Can you play the ukulele
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Real Lyric: I was a lonely teenage bronco buck with a pink carnation and a pickup truck
The Misheard: I was a lonely teenage dirtbag punk with a Hell, Tarnation and a pickukp truck
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Real Lyric: I was a lonely teenage bronco buck with a pink carnation and a pickup truck
The Misheard: I was a lonely teenage dirtbag punk with a Hell, Tarnation and a pickukp truck
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Real Lyric: Oh hot damn This is my jam
The Misheard: Cold hot JamThis is my bam
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Real Lyric: last child, just a punk in the street
The Misheard: my last child just pooped in the street
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Real Lyric: I'm drowning in my sleep, I'm drowning in my sleep
The Misheard: I'm drowning in icee, I'm drowning in icee
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Real Lyric: Hush, Hush Voices Carry
The Misheard: Hush, Hush which is scary
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Real Lyric: The only way children are punished, unlike old times, is without using hands
The Misheard: the innuit children are burnished unlike old times, without using hands.
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Real Lyric: I never thought you'd be a junkie because heroin is so passe
The Misheard: I never thought you'd be a junkie because heroin in so classy
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Real Lyric: He sees you when you're sleeping...
The Misheard: He'll seize you when you're sleeping...
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