The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: All I do each night is pray, Hoping that I'll be a part of you again some day
The Misheard: All I do is shine his face, hoping that i'l be a part of it someday
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Real Lyric: I am the lord of the dance said he...
The Misheard: I am the lord of the dance settee...
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Real Lyric: Sing hosanna! sing hosanna! Sing hosanna to the King of kings! Sing hosanna! sing hosanna! Sing hosanna to the King!
The Misheard: Sing my granny! sing my granny! Sing my granny to the Emperor Ming! Sing my granny! sing my granny! Sing my granny to M-i-i-i-ng!
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Real Lyric: Just stay where I can see you, douse the lights!
The Misheard: Just stay where I can see you, DANCING TIGHTS!!!
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Real Lyric: The hearts all over the world tonight...
The Misheard: There's a hot tub in the world tonight...
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Real Lyric: Girls just wanna have fun...
The Misheard: Girls just want a big bum...
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Real Lyric: Seasons don't fear the reaper
The Misheard: Wheat don't fear the reaper
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Real Lyric: A fire in the attic, a proof of the prize...
The Misheard: A fire in the attic, a brew for the prize...
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Real Lyric: Like 'i' before 'e' except after 'c'
The Misheard: why i hate 'i' before 'e' except at the sea
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Real Lyric: Now you done done me and you bet I felt it I tried to be chill but you were so hot that I melted
The Misheard: Now you done done me in your bed I felt itI tried to beat you up but you were so hot that I melted
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