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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: Dirty Diana

    Real Lyric: i wanna gome home because im tired you see

    The Misheard: i want to go home as im retired you see

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    Artist: Britney Spears

    Song: Hot As Ice

    Real Lyric: I'm just a girl with the ability to drive a man crazy (Crazy) Make him call me mama (Mama) Make him my new baby (Baby)

    The Misheard: I'm just a girl with the ability to drive a man crazy(Crazy)Make him c*m in my mouth(My mouth)Makin my new baby(Baby)

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    Artist: MC Hammer

    Song: Can't Touch This

    Real Lyric: (So move outta yo' seat)...and get a fly girl and catch this beat while it's rollin'...

    The Misheard: (So move outta yo' seat)...identify a girl and catch this meat while it's rollin'...

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    Artist: Counting Crows

    Song: Big Yellow Taxi

    Real Lyric: They paved paradise and put up a parking lot

    The Misheard: A gay pair of guys put up a parking lot

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    Artist: Mis-Teeq

    Song: Scandalous

    Real Lyric: one touch gives me chill and were not even close yet

    The Misheard: one f**k gives me chills and were not evedn close yet

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    Artist: Police

    Song: De Do Do Do De Da Da Da

    Real Lyric: and when their eloquence escapes me their logic ties me up and rapes me

    The Misheard: and when their elephants escape metheir logic ties me up and wrecks me

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    Artist: Muse

    Song: Supermassive Black Hole

    Real Lyric: OOOOOOHHH You set my soul alight

    The Misheard: OOOOOHHHH a sip of soda

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    Artist: Joe Cocker

    Song: With a Little Help From My Friends

    Real Lyric: What would you do if I sang out of tune

    The Misheard: Watch what you do with that stank attitude

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    Artist: Akon

    Song: Smack That

    Real Lyric: Smack that, all on the floor, smack that, give me some more, smack that till you get sore, smack that, ooooohhh

    The Misheard: Sick that, all on the floor, sick that, give me some more, sick that till you get sore, sick that, ooooohhh

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    Artist: Ne-Yo

    Song: Miss Independant

    Real Lyric: Miss Independant...

    The Misheard: Miss Indepretzel...

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