The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Shape shift, nose to the wind
The Misheard: Sheep sh*t, nose to the wind
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Real Lyric: i just died in your arms tonight it must have been some kind of kiss
The Misheard: i just died in your arms tonightit must have been some kind of cheese
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Real Lyric: In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida, Baby
The Misheard: Oh My God, I'm a heathen, Baby
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Real Lyric: But the kid is not my son
The Misheard: But be careful not my son
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Real Lyric: I feel the energy
The Misheard: I feel that I'm a G
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Real Lyric: There's a whole floor before us, just for you and me.
The Misheard: There's a hard floppy forest, just for you and me.
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Real Lyric: Jeremy spoke in class today
The Misheard: Jeremy smoked his last weed
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Real Lyric: I'll melt like an ice cube in the sun
The Misheard: I'll melt like an Eskimo in the sun
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Real Lyric: Oh baby, waste my time
The Misheard: Oh baby, where's my tie?
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Real Lyric: Making love with his ego ziggy sucked up into his mind Like a leper messiah When the kids had killed the man I had to break up the band.
The Misheard: Making love with his ego ziggy sucked up into his mindLike a leopard messiahWhen the kids had killed the man I had to break up the band.
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