The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: He drinks a whisky drink He drinks a vodka drink He drinks a lager drink He drinks a cider drink
The Misheard: It takes a wish to drink It takes alot to drink It takes a log to drink It takes a side drink
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Real Lyric: Selling filth from a corner shop
The Misheard: Sally Field's in a porn shop
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Real Lyric: the cross I bear that you gave to me
The Misheard: The cross eyed bear that you gave to me.
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Real Lyric: Build a rocket, boys
The Misheard: Build a rocking horse
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Real Lyric: How to save a life
The Misheard: how to say goodnight
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Real Lyric: Im gonna stay loving you endlessly
The Misheard: I'm gonna stay loving you and Lesliiiiiie.
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Real Lyric: Its a hard-knock life for us
The Misheard: Its a part of life for us
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Real Lyric: Chill out Watcha yellin for?
The Misheard: Chill out watch channel four
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Real Lyric: The TV's in repair
The Misheard: Titties in repair
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Real Lyric: And when I kissed her a kiss that only meant "goodbye", she cried.
The Misheard: And when I kissed her a kiss that only men could buy, she cried.
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