The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I will sing this vict'ry song/'Cause I'm already gone
The Misheard: I will sing this '50s song/'Cause I'm already gone
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Real Lyric: Saturday night I was down town Working for the F.B.I. Sitting in a nest of bad men Whiskey bottles piling high --- Well the D.A. was pumping my left hand And a she a holding my right And I told her don't get scared Cause you're gonna be spared I gotta be forgiven If I want to spend my living with A long cool woman in a black dress Just a five nine Beautiful Tall With just one look I was a bad mess 'Cause that long cool woman had it all Had it all Had it all Had it all
The Misheard: Sat on a knife, I was kow-towed Workin for the NPI Sitting in a nasty bedpan Whiskey bottles piling high --- Well the Being was palming my left hand And she was holding my right And I told her don't be scared Cause you're gonna be spit I gotta be
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Real Lyric: Well have you seen that girl in the corner? I'd like to take her out of her chains
The Misheard: Well have you seen that girl in the corner? I'd like to take her out of her jeans
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Real Lyric: Ashes to ashes funk to funky
The Misheard: Ashes to ashes dust to donkey
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Real Lyric: "Get a job you f**king slob, " is all he replies God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in his shoes ... He liked to hang out late at night getting s**t faced with all the thugs .... God forbid you ever had to wake up to hear the news 'Cause then you really might know what it's like to have to lose ...
The Misheard: Get a job, you f**king slobs ain't even right. God forbid you ever have to walk my linen shoe... ... He liked to hang out ladylike, getting s**t faced with all those drugs ... `Cause then you really might know what it's like to sing the blues
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Real Lyric: My new job's a hassle and the kids have the flu..
The Misheard: My new job is hassling the kids with the flu...
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Real Lyric: It's a dream, it's out of reach
The Misheard: It's a dream inside our reach
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Real Lyric: It's a still life watercolor
The Misheard: It's a still life want of color
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Real Lyric: She told me, "Baby, when you race today just take along my love with you."
The Misheard: She told me, "Baby, when you raise the dead just take along my love with you."
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Real Lyric: Intimacy
The Misheard: Kids are the same
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