The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Gotta install microwave ovens Custom kitchen deliveries We gotta move these refrigerators Gotta move these color TVs
The Misheard: We get to sleep in microwave ovens.Paint some kitchens, yes rea-a-a-lly!We got to prove these refrigeratorsare not actually color TVs
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Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
The Misheard: She does a handstand, typical dumb sh*t
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Real Lyric: And I don't know why when with you I dance
The Misheard: And I don't know why but we be white trash
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Real Lyric: Don't ask me to sign your skin, I'm honestly not interested
The Misheard: Don't ask me to sign his cat,I'm honestly not interested
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Real Lyric: And I control you
The Misheard: And I'm a drug dealer
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Real Lyric: There is love, Burning to find you, Will you wait for me?
The Misheard: There is one,Burning to find you,Will you wait for me?
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Real Lyric: The rally 'round the family, With a pocket full of shells
The Misheard: A man who has no family,With a pocket full of shells
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Real Lyric: I've got pictures on my mind
The Misheard: I've got b**thers on my mind
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Real Lyric: Tried to save myself But my self keeps slipping away
The Misheard: Tried to save my shelfBut my shelf keeps slipping away
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Real Lyric: With birds I share this lonely view
The Misheard: Without a shade it's a lonely view
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