The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Mary Jo, Lisa, Always the same
The Misheard: Maybe Joleesa, Always the same
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Real Lyric: It doesn't seem right, to look you in the eye.
The Misheard: It does seem right to knock you in the eye.
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Real Lyric: Give a little bit, Give a little bit of your time to me
The Misheard: Give a little bit,Give a little bit of your tongue to me
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Real Lyric: I don't need this pressure on.
The Misheard: I don't need this pressure, Ron.
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Real Lyric: When I grow up I wanna be famous I wanna be a star I wanna be in movies When I grow up I wanna see the world Drive nice cars I wanna have groupies
The Misheard: When I grow upI wanna be famousA rising starIt'll be groovyWhen I grow upI wanna see the worldDriving carsI wanna have boobies
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Real Lyric: revved up like a deuce another runner in the night
The Misheard: wrecked up like a douche you know the groaner in the night
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Real Lyric: And the trees are all kept equal
The Misheard: And the trees are lousy people
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Real Lyric: Your black cards can bring you money
The Misheard: Your black cars can make you horny
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Real Lyric: While you see a chance, take it Find romance, fake it Because it's all on you
The Misheard: When you see your pants, take 'em!Dry your hands, idiot!It's all because of you!
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Real Lyric: I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
The Misheard: I've been through the desert on a horse with no brain
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