The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I don't need this pressure on.
The Misheard: I don't need this pressure, Ron.
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Real Lyric: When I grow up I wanna be famous I wanna be a star I wanna be in movies When I grow up I wanna see the world Drive nice cars I wanna have groupies
The Misheard: When I grow upI wanna be famousA rising starIt'll be groovyWhen I grow upI wanna see the worldDriving carsI wanna have boobies
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Real Lyric: revved up like a deuce another runner in the night
The Misheard: wrecked up like a douche you know the groaner in the night
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Real Lyric: And the trees are all kept equal
The Misheard: And the trees are lousy people
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Real Lyric: Your black cards can bring you money
The Misheard: Your black cars can make you horny
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Real Lyric: While you see a chance, take it Find romance, fake it Because it's all on you
The Misheard: When you see your pants, take 'em!Dry your hands, idiot!It's all because of you!
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Real Lyric: I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
The Misheard: I've been through the desert on a horse with no brain
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Real Lyric: Gotta install microwave ovens Custom kitchen deliveries We gotta move these refrigerators Gotta move these color TVs
The Misheard: We get to sleep in microwave ovens.Paint some kitchens, yes rea-a-a-lly!We got to prove these refrigeratorsare not actually color TVs
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Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
The Misheard: She does a handstand, typical dumb sh*t
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Real Lyric: And I don't know why when with you I dance
The Misheard: And I don't know why but we be white trash
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