The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Swing low, sweet chariot
The Misheard: Swing low, sweet chair beyond
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Real Lyric: Makes me that much smarter Thanks for making me a fighter
The Misheard: Makes me pee a little bit harderThanks for making me a farter
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Real Lyric: Don't You Want Me Baby Don't you want me oh
The Misheard: Don't you want some cookiesDon't you want some yum.
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Real Lyric: Dare to believe
The Misheard: Dare to melee
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Real Lyric: I would give my world to lift you up I could change my life to better suit your mood
The Misheard: I would give my world to live to Your pocket change.. my life to better suit your mood
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Real Lyric: Johnny you rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard, 'Cause hell's broke loose from Georgia, and the devil deals it hard
The Misheard: Johnny rose and broke his bow 'cause he played his fiddle so hard,And hell broke loose in Georgia as the devil rolled in lard.
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Real Lyric: If you gots a neat stash (give me half, give me half) And if you roll up on some cash (give me half, give me half) And if your mumma’s in the back (give me half, give me half)
The Misheard: if you have a moustache, give me head give me headand if youre rolling and eyelash, give me head give me headand if your momma's in the back, give me head give me head
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Real Lyric: Ooooohhhh......you set my soul alight ooooohhhh......you set my soul alight (Ooooohhhh......you set my soul alight) Glaciers melting in the dead of night And the superstars sucked into the supermassive
The Misheard: Ooooohhhh......you're supersolarOoooohhhh......you're supersolar(Ooooohhhh......you're supersolar)Pray she was melting in the dead of nightAnd the superstars sucked into the supermassive
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Real Lyric: Every dog has its day, every day has its way, Of being forgotten
The Misheard: Every dog has its day, every day has its way,Of leading to adoption
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Real Lyric: Touch my world with your fingertips.
The Misheard: Touch my wart with your fingertips.
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