The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Havah Nagilia, Havah Nagilia, Havah...
The Misheard: Humbug, tequila humbug, tequila humbug...
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Real Lyric: I'm blue, dubba-dee dubba-die, dubba-dee dubba-die
The Misheard: I'm blue, Double-D double-die, Double-D double-die
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Real Lyric: When I grow up I wanna be famous
The Misheard: When I grow up I wanna make babies
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Real Lyric: They paved paradise and put up a parking lot
The Misheard: They paid paradise to put up a parking lot
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Real Lyric: Fix my feet when they're stumbling
The Misheard: Fix my feet when they're stolen
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Real Lyric: Tall and tanned and young and lovely the girl from Ipanema goes walking and when she passes he smiles but she doesn't see no she doesn't see she just doesn't see...
The Misheard: Tall and tanned and young and lovelythe girl from Ipanema goes walkingand when she passeshe smilesbut she doesn't seeno she doesn't seeshe just doesn't see...
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Real Lyric: ..true patriot love...
The Misheard: ...true pagan love...
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Real Lyric: Swing low, sweet chariot
The Misheard: Swing low, sweet chair beyond
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Real Lyric: Makes me that much smarter Thanks for making me a fighter
The Misheard: Makes me pee a little bit harderThanks for making me a farter
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Real Lyric: Don't You Want Me Baby Don't you want me oh
The Misheard: Don't you want some cookiesDon't you want some yum.
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