The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I've gone away and taken all your money Wish you were here to help me spend.
The Misheard: I've gone away and taken all your moneyWith Sheila here to help me spend.
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Real Lyric: it's cold gin time again you know it always will
The Misheard: its just that time again.... just take that pill
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Real Lyric: Why do you build me up Buttercup, baby
The Misheard: Why do you fill me up, Veronica baby
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Real Lyric: Take Me To the Clouds Above
The Misheard: Take Me To The Closet Now
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Real Lyric: The shareef don't like it Rockin' the Casbah Rock the Casbah
The Misheard: The Security don't like it Lockin the Taskbar Lock The task bar
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Real Lyric: Somebody better put you back into your place
The Misheard: Somebody better put your bag into your face.
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Real Lyric: They have never been poor They have never had the joy of a welfare christmas
The Misheard: They have never been poorThey have never had the joy of a one bear christmas
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Real Lyric: Don we now our gay apparel
The Misheard: Dawn we now our day of carol.
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Real Lyric: Webs from all the spiders
The Misheard: What's with all the spiders?
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Real Lyric: Killing me softly with his song
The Misheard: Killing me softly with Unisom
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