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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: LMC vs. U2

    Song: Take Me To the Clouds Above

    Real Lyric: Take Me To the Clouds Above

    The Misheard: Take Me To The Closet Now

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    Artist: Clash

    Song: Rock The Casbah

    Real Lyric: The shareef don't like it Rockin' the Casbah Rock the Casbah

    The Misheard: The Security don't like it Lockin the Taskbar Lock The task bar

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    Artist: Queen

    Song: We Will Rock You

    Real Lyric: Somebody better put you back into your place

    The Misheard: Somebody better put your bag into your face.

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    Artist: Everclear

    Song: I Will Buy You a New Life

    Real Lyric: They have never been poor They have never had the joy of a welfare christmas

    The Misheard: They have never been poorThey have never had the joy of a one bear christmas

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    Artist: Traditional

    Song: Deck the Halls

    Real Lyric: Don we now our gay apparel

    The Misheard: Dawn we now our day of carol.

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    Artist: Blink 182

    Song: Miss You

    Real Lyric: Webs from all the spiders

    The Misheard: What's with all the spiders?

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    Artist: Roberta Flack

    Song: Killing Me Softly With His Song

    Real Lyric: Killing me softly with his song

    The Misheard: Killing me softly with Unisom

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    Artist: The Killers

    Song: Human

    Real Lyric: Are we human, or are we dancer?

    The Misheard: Are we human, or are we dentists?

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    Artist: Girls Aloud

    Song: Can't Speak French

    Real Lyric: I can't speak French so I let the funky music do the talking ...

    The Misheard: I can't see straight, so I let the funky music do the talking ...

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    Artist: Van Halen

    Song: Running With the Devil

    Real Lyric: got no love, no love you'd call real

    The Misheard: got no love, no love in korea

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