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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Brand New

    Song: The Boy Who Blocked His Own Shot

    Real Lyric: When I sneak to your bed To pour salt in your wounds

    The Misheard: When I sneak to your bedTo pour salt in your womb

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    Artist: Peter Gabriel

    Song: Games Without Frontiers

    Real Lyric: kissing baboons in the jungle She's - so POP-ular

    The Misheard: kissing balloons in the jungleJeux sans frontieres

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    Artist: Katy Perry

    Song: Hot N Cold

    Real Lyric: Yeah you, PMS, like a b**th

    The Misheard: Yeah you, penis, like a b**th

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    Artist: Sugababes

    Song: Girls

    Real Lyric: Here come the girls

    The Misheard: Here comes Bear Grylls

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    Artist: Aya Hirano

    Song: Maybe I Can't Say Goodbye

    Real Lyric: It's like a love addiction, Yeah!

    The Misheard: It's like a rubber chicken, Man!

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    Artist: The Wombles

    Song: The Wombling Song

    Real Lyric: Underground, Overground, wombling free, The Wombles of Wimbledon Common are we

    The Misheard: Underground, Overground, wombling free,The Wombles of Wimbledon, common are we

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    Artist: The Cure

    Song: Close to Me

    Real Lyric: And if I had your faith then I could make it safe and clean.

    The Misheard: And if I had your face then I could make it, Sophocles.

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    Artist: Monkees

    Song: Mr. Webster

    Real Lyric: I've gone away and taken all your money Wish you were here to help me spend.

    The Misheard: I've gone away and taken all your moneyWith Sheila here to help me spend.

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    Artist: Kiss

    Song: Cold Gin

    Real Lyric: it's cold gin time again you know it always will

    The Misheard: its just that time again.... just take that pill

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    Artist: Foundations

    Song: Build Me Up Buttercup

    Real Lyric: Why do you build me up Buttercup, baby

    The Misheard: Why do you fill me up, Veronica baby

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