The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Oh, where I've been sold and spun again
The Misheard: Oh where I've been sold in sparta
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Real Lyric: This ain't a scene, it's a God damn arms race
The Misheard: This ain't a scene, it's a God damn arse face
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Real Lyric: The kids are strappin’ on their way to the classroom
The Misheard: The kids are strappin’ on their way to the bathroom
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Real Lyric: cheap wine and a three day growth
The Misheard: cheap wine and a three-legged goat
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Real Lyric: Like a spreading disease
The Misheard: Like a credit disease
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Real Lyric: No one’s getting smarter no one’s learning the score
The Misheard: No one’s getting started no one’s running the store
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Real Lyric: Thinkin' of bein' my baby it don't matter if you're black or white
The Misheard: thinkin' of bein' my baby it don't matter if your back is white.
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Real Lyric: So Sally can wait
The Misheard: So Pelican way..
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Real Lyric: guantanamera
The Misheard: once on a meadow
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Real Lyric: I've walked so far, I've fought so hard
The Misheard: I've walked so far, I've f**ked so hard
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