The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: A partridge in a pear tree
The Misheard: An ostrich in a pear tree
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Real Lyric: Jane says, have you seen my wig around? I feel naked with out it.
The Misheard: Jane says, have you seen my weed around?I cannot kick without it.
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Real Lyric: If I were a carpenter and you were a lady Would you marry me anyway, would you have my baby.
The Misheard: If I were a carpenter and you were relatedWould you marry me anyway, would you have my baby.
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Real Lyric: I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her cherry chapstick.
The Misheard: I kissed a girl and I liked it, taste of her cherry chopsticks.
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Real Lyric: You better prove, that my faith is justified Are you sure? Yes I'm sure down deep inside
The Misheard: You better prove, that my baby's justified Are you sure?Yes I'm sure down deep inside
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Real Lyric: Look outside at the raincoats coming, say oh!
The Misheard: Look outside when the raincoats cum they say, MMMM!
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Real Lyric: And dream Jamaica is a big neon sign.
The Misheard: And dream Jamaica is a pygmy outside.
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Real Lyric: Keep me coming, That is a gal thatll kill dem stunning,
The Misheard: Evie Cummingsthat is the gal that he killed and studied
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Real Lyric: Feel like makin love
The Misheard: Feel like Vapo Rub
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Real Lyric: Sometimes when you're alone, all you do is think
The Misheard: Sometimes when you're alone, all you do is stink
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