The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I love the powder on your nose
The Misheard: I love the pie aroudn your nose
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Real Lyric: I like the wine stains on your dress
The Misheard: I like the white stains on your dress.
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Real Lyric: We kiss with dry lips When we say goodnight
The Misheard: We kiss vaginasWhen we say goodnight
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Real Lyric: Don't be afraid of the guy in shades oh no.
The Misheard: Don't be afraid of the guy who sheds oh no.
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Real Lyric: Golden brown, texture like sun
The Misheard: Gordon Brown, texture like some
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Real Lyric: Like a dog without a bone, an actor out on loan, Riders on the Storm...
The Misheard: Like a dog without a bone,or actor Al Amone,Riders on the Storm
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Real Lyric: Smoke on the water And fire in the sky
The Misheard: Slow Uncle WalterThe fire engine guy
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Real Lyric: A partridge in a pear tree
The Misheard: An ostrich in a pear tree
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Real Lyric: Jane says, have you seen my wig around? I feel naked with out it.
The Misheard: Jane says, have you seen my weed around?I cannot kick without it.
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Real Lyric: If I were a carpenter and you were a lady Would you marry me anyway, would you have my baby.
The Misheard: If I were a carpenter and you were relatedWould you marry me anyway, would you have my baby.
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