The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And find my heart face down and where it lands is where it should
The Misheard: i fall in love face down wearing handsome sweatshirts
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Real Lyric: Like a virgin, touched for the very first time...
The Misheard: Like a virgin, not for a very long time...
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Real Lyric: womanizer, womanizer, womanizer, oh!
The Misheard: One banana, two banana, three banana, oh!
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Real Lyric: Here I am, a walking primrose...
The Misheard: Here I am, a walking bimbo
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Real Lyric: Total eclipse of the heart...
The Misheard: Totally pissed as a fart...
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Real Lyric: I've been kissed by a rose on the grey...
The Misheard: I've been kissed on the nose by a flid...
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Real Lyric: Penny and me like to roll the windows down...
The Misheard: Penny and me like to rule the winds of time...
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Real Lyric: It dosen't make a difference if we make it or not...
The Misheard: It dosen't make a differece if I loose my sock...
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Real Lyric: Yeaaa-aaah...this sex is on fire
The Misheard: Yeaa-aaaah....these nuts is on fire
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer, Tiny Dancer
The Misheard: Hold me closer, Tony Danza
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