The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Is this more than you bargained for yet? Oh, don't mind me I'm watching you two from the closet, Wishing to be the friction in your jeans.
The Misheard: Is this more than you bought me for yet?Oh, tell mommy I'm watching you two from the closetWishing to be the freak sh*t in your jeans.
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Real Lyric: Magick, without tears Magick, without tears Magick, without tears The magick comandeer The way to mother noose The way to suck an egg The way to golden dawn The way to Koh Phangan
The Misheard: Magik, we love titsMagik, we're not titsMagik, we want tits.The magik, comb my hairThe way to mother gooseThe way to suck an eggThe way to grow a norgThe way to comb my nan
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Real Lyric: Some say eat or be eaten
The Misheard: Some say we are the evil
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Real Lyric: And he shall be Levon And he shall be a good man
The Misheard: I guess I better leave onI guess I better cut my hand
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Real Lyric: I can't light,no more of your darkness
The Misheard: I can't rely,on no more of your darkness
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Real Lyric: If you're ready for me boy, You'd better push the button and let me know...
The Misheard: If you want to f**k me boy,You'd better push my buttons and let me know...
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Real Lyric: I Believe In Miracles Where You From? You Sexy Thing
The Misheard: I believe in MalcomWhere You From?You Sexy Thing.
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Real Lyric: I took a chance and changed your way of life
The Misheard: I took a chance and chased away a blind
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Real Lyric: So bring us some figgy pudding
The Misheard: So bring us some piggy pudding
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Real Lyric: Restless hearts, Sleep alone tonight
The Misheard: Wrestler's hearts,Sleep alone tonight
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